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Cerd Collins Introduction It is said that the people of USA have based a religion around their 5th founding father Sheldon called Cerdism. Cerd was assassinated before he was able to sign the constitution and as a result he was never remembered in history, until a Harvard University expedition involved sophomores exploring the outskirts of Philadelphia conducted by Sir Diarmaid F. Bolger, PhD in La Sallian Studies. This expedition involved a study of an old cemetery where Friar Gollins' body and coffin was exhumed. He was brought to a lab in MIT to extrapolate the amount of Carbon-14 remaining in his bone marrow. This laboratory practical was practiced by Dr. Patrica Walsh, MD. Cerd Gollins' remains can be seen The back of Declan Murphy's, MSc, technology bunker located in Cork, Ireland. It was said the Cerd Collins' final words before he tragically died from being poisoned with ricin were "Is there a chicken on my head". He died on the 25th April 1778.