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Gavin Liddle (BULLZNAKAZ)
Gavin Liddle is a well-known YouTuber, renowned for his Minecraft adventures and FIFA content. He is tipped by many to be the 'next big thing' on the gaming scene. He also has a devout online following, both on YouTube and social media, through which he is accelerating his rise to stardom. Legend tells that he will one day unite the gaming community to bring down the tyrants known as Syndicate and KSI, who have enslaved gamers with their Q'n'A's and many rape faces. Gavin has long promoted an end to these diabolical videos, which promote unhealthy lifestyles of eating endless amounts of KFC and drinking Lucozade, both of which are mind-control devices of the Illuminati.

Gavin has become known for his controversial decisions, as in recent years he has shown new sides to himself. As his influence on the world continues to grow, his motives have been questioned, but his resolve remains steadfast. He has recently found a new way of life and intends to continue his mission of bettering the world around him.

Personal Life

At the age of 2 Gavin was given the award for ‘Most Ambitious Toddler’ by The Northern Echo newspaper. In a 2010 interview Gavin referred to this as the moment he realised he was destined for greatness. Upon leaving compulsory education at age 16, Gavin had the opportunity to sign for several large European clubs, including the likes of Real Madrid and Juventus. But, preferring a cooler climate, Gavin made the choice to remain in England. Eyebrows were raised by the media when he refused to sign for his favourite club, Sunderland AFC; but he revealed that he felt he was “too good for them”. After this, Gavin spent several months contemplating how he could prove his greatness and better the world around him. First, during a period of his life known as ‘The Wandering’, he attempted many extraordinary feats in order to showcase his brilliance. These included swimming the English Channel, and completing a world journey in less than 31 days, with no money, resources, or companions to guide him. His most notable action at this time was to act as a middle man between Leonel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, between who crafted a long-standing friendship, ending years of resentment between the two. After ‘The Wandering’ Gavin spent an unknown amount of time living with Tibetan monks, and ultimately deciding on who he truly wanted to be. When he returned home he created a YouTube account and his first video followed.

Accolades

Most Ambitious Toddler

World’s Greatest Non-Professional Footballer (2009-Present)

Pokemon Master (The Very Best, Like No-One Ever Was)

World Chess Champion (2010, 2011, 2012)

Most Dangerous Man Alive (2012)

The Man of Steel (2012)

The Destroyer of Worlds (2013)

Urban Myths

He is said to be powered by our yellow sun, similar to the DC Comics character Superman. Many Germans believe he is the descendant of Otto von Bismarck, due to his skilful juggling of so many commitments and responsibilities. It is said that he gave Leonel Messi a blood transfusion to bestow his footballing talents upon him, and that he gave Cristianio Ronaldo enchanted football boots. Some say that Simon Mignolet’s rise to becoming the world’s best goalkeeper was aided by Gavin, who provided private tutoring on greatness. The most common urban myth is that he pulled Excalibur from the stone, melted it down and forged fifty pens, for he believes the pen is mightier than the sword, and intends to send these pens into space, so that our extra-terrestrial brethren may learn to write.

Controversy

Gavin has recently launched a new channel on YouTube, which showcases the singing skills that he and his masked compatriot have gained. If this venture is a success, Gavin plans to take on the giants of the music industry and bring a new age of music. Some have criticised this move, as Gavin appears to want a piece of too many industries – some have even suggested he has become egomaniacal. In response, Gavin has issued a warning to the people of Earth; if they do not adhere to his teachings, then only darkness lies ahead. If they continue to support his endeavours, he claims he will free them from the shackles of conformity. After this many branded him a false saviour, and the YouTube community he created became split.

Renewal

Gavin has since changed his ways. After meeting with Zeus, The God of Thunder, and Activision CEO Eric Hirshberg, Gavin realised he had become corrupted by the Dark Side. He claims he has found the light of hope once more, and has decided to focus solely on making top-quality YouTube videos, as well as a new mission of hunting down and torturing every developer of the atrocity that is FIFA 13, with the help of his lackeys Alfred N’Diaye, Vermin Supreme and Vladimir Putin.