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From Napoleon II of France
Napoleon II, the French Prince of Bel-Air (March 20, 1811, West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – July 22, 1832, Bel-Air, California) was the son of Napoleon Bonaparte, and briefly the second Emperor of the French. After Napoleon I's first exile, Napoleon II got in one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'FRESH' and there was dice in the mirror. If anything, he could say this cab was rare, but he thought "Naw, forget it, yo homes, to Bel-Air!"

From Local Embassy
hi embassy,i ve been trying hard to get my visa ticket in order to travell to united state to study,but coundnt get one,please am a student with ambition to study electrical and have skills,i will be greatly happy if my request for travelling is treated urgent with syphatic mind,i dont have money any more please help.my name is christian (email removed) '''intrested personel should help,am 21 male.