User:Gcazenavette

There are many unknown things about Gabriel Cazenavette, and hopefully they will stay that way. Gabriel was born in a community called Marble in northern Washington. Attending a school in a small town just a few miles away called Northport he created a Wikipedia account. After that he didn't know what to do so he wrote a biography in third person. Possibly what Gabriel is most known for is snorting hotsauce up his nose, after that Hotsauce was his nickname, among others. Many of the people were not very nice to him and called him lots of names, these people were called Ass-Hole. Some glued quarters to his head while others snapped Gabe with the band of a condom. Gabriel got a bad name from this but is held with envy for getting lube all over his face. Though many people don't know Gabriel, his legend is boring which is sad because he wanted to make something of himself but it's okay because he is only fifteen and as long as he doesn't jump in front of a semi he should still be able to be awesome. When Gabriel's fame comes this might end up being read by somebody and this wont be a waste of time that he could be using learning Spanish, which is important to be able to rule the world when the time comes (probably after Gabriel graduates). Gabriel can still be unremembered for playing two sports, baseball and basketball, although being the worst on the team, he is still mentioned with envy by the other players who fail classes like English, which is absurd because it's their first language. So besides many others who are the same as him Gabriel is different from a crowd, he's short for one thing, another is that he isn't very tall but that's about it except for being pretty shy to strangers, but that usually changes when they offer him candy that is apparently in the back of those mysterious vans. But since that is just like everyone else, except for a few things (everything) Gabriel is the same, which just contradicts the last sentence and a lot of other beliefs and religions.