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Narnicorn
A mythic beast, said to be comprised of a winged horse and the head of a narwhal.This is a creature of the shores, traipsing through the tides protecting the deep seas from mankind's invasive expansion. The few pictures of the Narnicorn, show a beautiful creature, running through the shallows, or galloping along the tops of waves. Though this is no doubt fantastic and pleasing imagery, the Narnicorn is not a kind animal. The diet of a full grown Narnicorn is comprised mostly of fat, or underdeveloped cartilage. This makes them not only meat eaters, but prone to the fleshy and larger species. Experts argue that the recent uprising of the Narnicorn myth is largely in part due to the American obesity problem.