User:GeneralNotability/Burma-Shave

Credit to for starting this mess and doing the formatting, and  for the inspiration.

Finalized
MAKING FUN  OF AN/I REPORTING SOMETIMES LOOKS  A BIT   UNSPORTING      Burma-Shave

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SAID THE ADMIN (A WIKIPEDIA STAR) THIS THREAD'S TOO LONG TL; DR  Burma-Shave 

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NEW ANI THREAD A PROBLEM ACUTE CLOSED WITHOUT ACTION "CONTENT DISPUTE"  Burma-Shave 

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DULL ADMIN THREAD EENG ON THE CASE IRREVERENT PICTURE OP PUT IN HIS PLACE  Burma-Shave 

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Drafts

 * My vandal senses / quite deductive / think / your edit's / unconstructive
 * From your contribs / I get / the notion / you're only here / for self-promotion
 * You made a change / without citing / a source / so it's been reverted / as a matter of course
 * When you comment / sign your name / just four tildes / don't be lame
 * If you always / tell editors / "go pound sand" / you might / end up / civility-banned
 * You're new / around here / not sure if you saw / but autobios / are kind of a a faux pas
 * When you post / to ANI / you have to tell / the other guy
 * If in discussions / you feel rage / it might be time / to disengage
 * follow the cycle / bold, revert, discuss / this rule applies / to all of us