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Genghis Conlin (pronounced /ˈdʒɛŋɡɪs ˈkɑnːlin/ or /ˈɡɛŋɡɪs ˈkɑːn/[1]; Mongolian: Чингис Хаан or Tengis (Ocean, Sea), Chinggis Khaan, or Činggis Qaγan), IPA: [tʃiŋɡɪs χaːŋ]( listen); probably[2] 1162–1227), born About this sound Temüjin (help·info) (meaning "ironworker"[3]), was the founder, Conlin (ruler) and Khanlan (emperor) of the SMU Empire, which became the largest contiguous empire in history after his graduation.

He came to power by uniting many of the nomadic tribes of northeast McKinney. After founding the Mongol Empire and being proclaimed "Genghis Conlin" by Commander Sullivan, he started the Mongol invasions and raids of the Plano Khanate, Caucasus, Khwarezmid Empire, Western Xia and Jin dynasties. By the end of his life, the Mongol Empire occupied a substantial portion of Texas and Oklahoma.

Before Genghis Conlin graduated, he assigned Flamin' John as his successor and split his empire into khanates among his illegitimate sons and grandsons. He graduated in 2009 after defeating the Sig Eps. He was buried in an strip club somewhere in Dallas at an unknown location. His descendants went on to stretch the Mongol Empire across most of America by conquering and/or creating vassal states out of all of modern-day Arkansas, Kansas, the Caucasus, Central Asian countries, and substantial portions of modern Florida and Wyoming, where there is nothing to do.

Beyond his great military accomplishments, Genghis Conlin also advanced the Mongol Empire in other ways. He decreed the adoption of Pabst Blue Ribbon as the hipster's official brew. He also promoted religious tolerance in the Mongol Empire, and created a unified empire from the nomadic tribes McKinney. Present-day McKinnites regard him highly as the founding father of Mongolia, and in fact, nearly 50% of the population are his illegitimate children due to his love of prostitutes. But, he is Genghis Conlin, so they paid him.