User:Geni/fiction

 #wikipedia-en-admins  welcome Seaside fun Hi Seaside fun Fresh meat Morning Ah hello So this is the super secret admin channel Not that secret Its known to leak a bit think of it more as the lunchroom I hadn't realised before I became an admin how much work some vandals put in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/Second_Book_of_Revelation Serious effort went into that hoax Ah it happens guys we have to explain  Seaside fun Please join #admin-deny

 #admin-deny  <Proboscidea>You understand nothing written here exists or will ever have existed? <Seaside fun>What? <Witanaw>We are here because #wikipedia-en-admins leaks <Theakston>And not everyone there has enough of a clue <Seaside fun>so this is the real super secret admin channel? < Witanaw>no it something created on the fly <Proboscidea>The thing you found probably wasn't meant as a hoax <Seaside fun>Huh? <Seaside fun>Some kind of alt-history project? <Retryfail>We don't think so <Witanaw>If it is its a remarkably dedicated one <Seaside fun>So what it is? <Proboscidea>The evidence suggests its some kind of leak from a parallel universe <Seaside fun>funny joke <Theakston>Yeah so funny we've got about half a million examples in the deleted article database <Theakston>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/Xball https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/Roscoe_Glacier_Base https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/Dominion_of Ceylon_at_the_2004_Summer_Olympics  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/United_Church_of_Asherah https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/Old_Sarum_City https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/𓆆𓆅𓇚𓐘🎂 <Theakston>I can keep going all day <Proboscidea>They aren't all from the same universe either <Seaside fun>You expect me to believe this? <Witanaw>We know it seems unlikely but we have a lot of evidence that is the case <Witanaw>Humour us if you will <Proboscidea>Most seem to come from universes with only minor changes although its hard to tell <Seaside fun>Why? <Proboscidea>Because your average wikipedia article about a sportsman doesn't tell you much about the wider culture and geopolitical context <Retryfail>You can figure out what countries exist but that's about it <Witanaw>The article you found appears to be where an extra book made it into the new testament. The Apocalypse of Peter perhaps I'm not an expert <Witanaw>Doesn't appear to have made much of an impact though. The theological waffling is much the same <Seaside fun>I will concede that to be a hoax someone would have had to put a lot of effort in <Seaside fun>although I can't read that last link Theakston <Retryfail>That's because the more different parallel universe stop using English <Witanaw>On a larger scale you can sort of guess the distance from the language not english-> not germanic-> Not indo-european After that it becomes pretty meaningless. <Witanaw>Image formats degrade faster <Seaside fun>We have images? <Theakston>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Undelete&target=File%3Georgia+State+Route+963.jpg&file=e84n9kvxtde0talbxbmxh8b1gefq6of.jpg&token=c1f0c3f4172acb92977c292b0bed44fc%2B%5C <Theakston>And this is where it gets fun <Seaside fun>Okey that would be a fair bit of work in photoshop <Theakston>Loads given the number of pics we have <Theakston>And the effort to invent new file formats. We managed to reverse engineer a few <Theakston>For example https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Undelete&target=File%3Ahfg347gh9f4g.cvh turned out to be pretty close to a pure bitmap <Proboscidea> Retryfail can forward you the software to open that. Our paleontologist friend tells us the two figures on the right are probably neanderthals <Seaside fun>what? Really? <Retryfail>software is in your inbox <Seaside fun>checking <Seaside fun>They look pretty human <Witanaw>you need to know where to look. <Seaside fun>So why all the hush hush? <Witanaw>We've received threats <Seaside fun>who from? <Theakston>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/To_Whom_It_May_Concern <Witanaw>we don't know <Proboscidea>Credible entities <Seaside fun>Reading <Theakston>Nice aren't they? In a not at all nice my goodness they are horrible type of way <Seaside fun>Yes I see. <Seaside fun>So who knows?