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Geoff Bane Legacy

Geoff Bane was a musician in the early 1980s he published 105 songs. Some of such songs include, but are not limited to, Love's A Bitch, and Baby In Black He was famous for 2 years and then said these fatal words, "God is not real, when are these idiots going to realize that." All of his records were burnt that day and he has spent many years regretting everything.

Life Geoff Bane suffered from type 2 diabetes, HIV, and testicular cancer. These affected him greatly. In the year of 1992, Geoff Bane shot himself, but he survived. In 1993, Geoff did the same thing, but again he survived. He did this every year until finally in the year of 2001 March 4th, he succeeded. Though Geoff spent his whole life fighting EPS(Enormous Penis Syndrome), people only laughed at him for the bulge in his pants, but he became famous.