User:Geoff Hardy/sandbox

Early life- Geoff Harty was born January 6th, 1993, a plump 6 lbs, 9 ounces. He started balding at the ripe age of seven, and has worn a bucket hat ever since. Geoff Hardy (talk) 22:55, 25 March 2024 (UTC)Geoff grew out into a punk-ish teenager under the tutelage of his parents, Dori and John. Harty attended Glenbrook South High School in Glenbrook, IL where he earned 2011 Illinois Crease Cranker of the Year. Geoff begged on his knees for Syracuse to recruit him, but ended up at Merchant Marine. He earned his stripes throughout high school and college as a “Me, Not We” type of player.

Career- Geoff earned his degree in logistics and intermodal transportation at Merchant Marine, which he hasn’t used for jack shit since. Geoff founded and directed Second City, a successful club program run out of an abandoned warehouse with a driveway with way too many potholes. His career will most likely end after assaulting Michael “Compounding Mistakes” Tauscher.

Personal life- Geoff has/had a dog, named Lola.

Legacy- Geoff Harty’s legacy still lies on the field in the form of numerous players such as collegiate Crease Cranker, Ike “Ched” Harrington, and current Saint Viator big boy, Wesley Starr. Geoff has coached the likes of Gern, Candy Kane Snyder, Pooch, Gianni Hoffman, and Kriswilldoit. Harty’s legacy is also everlasting at GBS where they surprisingly have yet to retire the number 19.