User:Geoffrey the ninja carrot

I am Geoffrey the ninja carrot, and i will destroy YOU. <<<<THIS GUY IS SOUND BY K-E-T-T-L-E ;)

Age: 21 days.

Weight: 8.8 grams.

Length: 9.1 cm.

Special Move: Eye-prod.

Current Theme Tune: Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams.

Championship(s) Held: State of Nebraska Carrot Championship (held between 06:03 this morning and 06:14).

A little about me:

I enjoy Owning people, but only in real life, not on Wikipedia.

Favourite Quote(s):

"It's great to master the master, to make them look like fools - especially when they are using their position of power for ill-effect"

"Dominating someone in what they perceive as a position of power is great, it's makes there huge ego hit the floor at speed, and they often deserve it, getting the last word IS important"