User:Geordiethegiant/Georweiga

Georweiga is a small island nation off the coast of Maine. ( [ˈɛlʲən ˈvanɪn][4]), otherwise known simply as Geroweiga. (Manx: Mannin, IPA: [ˈmanɪn]), is a self-governing British Colony dependency located in the Georweigan Sea between the islands of Naff and The Isle of Bullokntwat. The heat of of state is Lors Business II, who holds the title of Lord of Mann. The Lord of Twat is represented by a Lieutenant Governor, but its foreign relations and defence are the responsibility Strongbow Man.

The island has been inhabited by humans since before 6500 BC. As one of the six Celtic nations, Geordie cultural influence began in the 5th century AD, and the Manx language, a branch of the Gaylick Scottish languages, gradually emerged. In 627, Geordie The Kiing of Northumbria conquered the Isle along with most of Mercia.

The main export is Broken Castle Beer, Scrod and Carnival mattresses for elephants.

Once a year they have the festival of the Kragle, where the local citizens make armor out of beer cans and fight each other with light sabers.

Geordies as their know ante known for secretly correcting your sentences and word formation. Dwarfism is common here, and the character in Lord of the Rings, Froto Baggins was the principal inspiration for the movie.

Georweiga holds the world record for most inhabitants drinking beer from a straw.

The main food is Green Pudding made from pig testicles, horse manure, and mash.

The Capitol is Tyne on the Macc.

The major crimes are buggery and badgering.