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George Charles Davidson Scott Parker Berrington (born 9th May 1992) is an English footballer who plays for Whicheverteampickshimlast F.C in the Lucozade Premier Power League. A versatile player, he has been known to play in every position imaginable, utilising his superb right foot and large, lovably rotund frame to strike fear into anyone that comes up against him.

 Background 

Born in Ilford, Essex in 1992, Berrington moved to Stoke-on-Trent as a 6 year old and attended Tittensor first School, where he had his first taste of Football playing as a striker and reserve Goalkeeper for the Under 7's team (this is actually true, I have photo evidence). Following this, he ventured onto Newcastle Under Lyme School until the age of 16. Usually, footballers would start their development at school, but not George. He just decided to eat and swim loads. Badly, but competitively. Despite attaining naff all in way of GCSE's, he gained a place at the prestigious City of Stoke On Trent Sixth Form College in Fenton, which boasts such fine graduates as Ryan Shotton, currently of Stoke City, and then some other people. Following yet more appalling results, he somehow blagged his way into University College Falmouth to study Radio Production. It was here that he played very few games of football on loan from Whicheverteampickhimlast F.C, gaining naff all experience in the process. After living the true university life of drawing on drunk people in permanent marker and jumping into the nearby ocean after 1-2 drinks, George returned to his friends in Stoke to continue the pursuit of his footballing dreams.

 Club Career 

His return to Whicheverteampickhimlast F.C was marred by an appauling run of form. He received alot of S**T from his team mates and opponents alike,due to his lack of shooting prowess and distinct lack of consistent passing ability. However, On Sunday 25th of March, in the evening kick off at Powerleague, Stoke, a miracle happened. Berrington scored about 4 goals. Everyone was inshock and awe, not knowing what had just gone down. The all had become clear. Divine intervention had come through. The new 'Pray For Bez' page on Twitter, with its 78 followers had ignited a streak of great form in the Journeyman striker. He repeated the feat of actually scoring some sodding goals the following day, and is currently being touted for a Blue Square North call up to the reserves of Nuneaton Town.

 Personal Life 

George lives at home with his mother Julia and his dog Grace. His dad, big Paul B, is very much a part of his life, often appearing on various birthday nights out and paying for everyone. George remains single and ready to mingle. {| class="wikitable sortable"