User:GeorgepearcePHD/sandbox

George Pearce,(born October 29, 2002) famously known as 'George Pearce', is a single, caring father of one boy called 'Phantom'. He is also a very loving brother and son to famous nut job,'Daz Pearce'. He is famously known for being Barnstaple Rugby Clubs resident top try scorer and pedophile but is also known for being Barnstaples top nitty. George believes going to school is not a viable solution for the future and believes that the whole nation should do work from home days. George idolizes Craig David and many other famous public figures such as Jimmy Savile, John Cena and KSI.

Hobbies

 * Whiteying on the weekends
 * Rugby for Barnstaple RFC
 * Looking after Phantom
 * Cheating on his bird
 * Connie Cockram

Movies and Books Written

 * Young stud gets railed by massive horse (2019)
 * Fred the Movie (2010)
 * George Pearce and the 6 midgets (2021)
 * Ice Age 4 (2012)
 * The Passion of Christ (2004)
 * The Bible (Genesis part 4)
 * The Hungry Caterpillar

Early Life
George was conceived in a Spitfire Lf Mk IX, MH434 by his parents Daz Pearce and an unknown biological female but it is speculated to be Queen Elizabeth II during the aftermath of 9/11 but was born late because he didn't want to come out yet. In his early childhood, he was bullied a lot for being so 'ard' and his dad would beat sense into him with Craig Davids 2002 album, 'Slicker Than Your Average', and a whip from the set of 'Indiana Jones', given to him by Ghandi. George came to fame due to his speculative dance moves seen on Britain's Got Talent in 2010, but unfortunately forfeited the final due to use of steroids and popping his shoulder out.

Education and Early Love Life
George was bullied throughout his entire school life for being too ard. Ex-school mates would say George was ahead of his time and they believed they could see him running for president. All of his mates believed they couldn't pull birds because of him. At the age of 11, he joined secondary school and was in for the thrill of his life. This was when George Pearce would come across the first love of his life, his girlfriend Ruby. This would go on for the next few years up until the age of 17, when in college he met the ultimate love of his life, Connie Cockram. However, there was a thorn in his side with fellow classmate, Bradley Westlake being his secret admirer and lover. It all started in September 2019 when Brad first feasted his eyes upon a fresh looking George Pearce. This was also the start of Bradley Westlakes turn to the other side of what he thought was his sexuality and was when he started to truly become who he really was.