User:GeraintfromNSW

Hello. I am Geraint. I am from New South Wales.

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Dougal: It's a joke telephone.

Father Ted: Dougal, this is a dog toy.

Dougal: What? No, it's not, Ted. It's a joke telephone.

Father Ted: Dougal, this is a toy for dogs. It's something people give dogs on their birthday.

Dougal: Seriously, Ted, it's a joke telephone. Look, just give it to someone and tell them it's a phone and they'll try to make a telephone call.

Father Ted: Dougal, who would think this is a telephone? Even a dog knows this isn't a phone.

Dougal: Well, Ted, we'll agree to differ, alright?

Father Ted: No, we won't agree to differ because you're very, very wrong. Look, did the picture on the packet not even give you a clue? Why do you think the dog looks so happy? Because someone has given him a yellow rubber telephone that makes a noise.

Dougal: No, no, he's laughing because someone's trying to make a phone call on the telephone.

Father Ted: Dougal, dogs don't have the same sense of humour as us. They're not as advanced as us.