User:Gert7/Kalew

A tryout

Kalewus K. "Kalew" Manchester is a fictional character created by Gert7 and ZipFM and is currently used in Kom comics in Uncyclopedia which are found in Gert5's user page project's News Pages called GNN. The character was created in autumn 2005.

Character Biography
Kalew was originally born in Estonia, but his parents lived in England, which explains the last name of Manchester. Kalew later moved to America, not telled where. On an unknown schoolday, Kalew was discovered by a race of snakes that sent out a snake to call Kalew into the Snake Kingdom in the 2nd dimension, while the Earth was in the 71st dimension shortly known as D71. The snakes introduced Kalewar to him, who was the Snake Kingdom's main enemy. Kalewar accepted the mission including destroying Kalewar, which failed ending up with both Kalew and Kalewar being teleported back to Earth. This teleportation, which followed attacking later on, introduced Kalewan "Wan" who had an unknown last name. Later Kalewar was sent to his spaceship, which he had in every dimension by Kalewan. Various snakes crawled into Kalew thus reviving him unexplainably.