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--Gerzino (talk) 14:32, 16 June 2015 (UTC)ƒ==English== Other Alias include - The Champ, The Former Champ, Chump, The Illegitimate One, Yipsy..

Princess Wee Wee Yipsy Wee (ƒ)  failed miserably in the defence of her Singles Match-play Title in the first round of 2015. The Princess also contributed to the demise of her fourball matchplay partnership with Longshadow, who up to the time of partnering with the Princess was considered among the finest players of the game of golf in the Baronies of Duhallow and Muskerry.

The Princess has had a much checkered sporting career. No stranger to the winner’s enclosure as a Soccer Player, she found her way back to the winner’s enclosure again in 2014 after almost a decade of wandering aimlessly in the wilderness.

After a catastrophic dip in form, and after some very contentious victories earlier in the year, she eventually discovered the form that eased her through so many Club Championship byes in the summer of 2014. Expectations were not huge but when she rediscovered some of her much renowned good fortune The Lumberjacks accepted that having pox on the team could be of huge benefit in the Winter League of 2014-15.

The lovechild of a prominent member of The Lumberjacks, rumors surfaced during the Winter League Campaign of the link between the two, after The Princess was showered with gifts and dragged into the team through a crack in the back-door. Nepotism is a constant reminder of this pairs estranged relationship with the remaining members of the group, and the friction within, gathering momentum by the week.

The fleeting form of Summer 2014 proved telling when the Princess was eventually smuggled into the team, where, to everyone's surprise she proved her worth in the Final when winning her match and contributed to The Lumberjacks eventual victory following the epic match win by The Warrior which was played out in a sudden death playoff in near darkness in front of thousands of screaming Lumberjack Fanatics. This magnificent Victory was in addition to an earlier win by Gunther The German after Captain Crumble was given a half due to a medical. Another member of the team Yogi, unfortunately failed to register a point for the team who ran out 3&1/2 to 1&1/2 winners.

DEFINITION; - Princess Wee Wee- The name attributed after the shock revelation in the Bathroom  adjacent to the 9th hole during the worst thunderstorm in history - Yips or ‘the yips’ is the apparent loss of fine motor skills without apparent explanation, in one of a number of different sports.