User:Gez85

Resident of Wellington, Somerset.

A renowned Horse Flat racing expert, Mike has often held his many fans in awe of his predictive skills.

Mike Ghent was, in his prime, one of the most underrate contender for the Mr Universe competition. In 1956, he got through on a wildcard to the final eight. People doubted his stature, but the mouse-like appearance was dispelled when he removed his trademark tweed jacket. 27 young ladies had to be treated for intense arousal at Musgrove hospital, Taunton.

Born in the deepest, darkest of the Welsh valleys, he spent the first 5 years of his life learning essential survival skills. He became so adept at surviving in this environment that he could kill, skin, cook and eat a coal miner in less that an hour, using just a Welsh love spoon. After his initiation into manhood at the age of 6, he was exiled to the depths of East London for wiping all the local Bookies clean, showing his first signs of gambling prowess. Here, he developed skills of the street and was the inspiration for a long running television soap.