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= King penguins =

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King penguins can zoom around the earth within 5 seconds and will eat your hair and lick your eyebrows and eat your mom and will pull out a bazooka and blow you up and shot u to the moon but there is TNT on the moon cause king penguins are creepy and ur head will fly back to the earth into his mouth and they also eat people named Jake for breakfast but watch out they will come for u ======