User:Gibbs67

Michael Gibbons, G-Spot to his closest friends, died on April 26, 2010 in his Richmond Hill home.

He died of unnatural causes because he is an unnatural fellow. He slipped in the shower whilst singing Queen's Fat-Bottom Girls. He was 22.

Gibbons was well known for his undying commitment to avoiding journalistic work. He is also known for supporting the hopeless Toronto Maple Leafs and his rum-running speak-easy.

The world will also remember how he caused the Y2K panic, the blackout of 2004 and the Great Recession.

Little-known to his friends, Gibbons has a tattoo of a paladin riding a unicorn under a rainbow on his right wrist.

He is succeeded by his two sons his McNulty and Omar.