User:Gibson9511

My name is Jefferson Steelflex. I am going to tell you a little bit about my life. I was born in Billys Best bar to my loveing parents. To this day I do not know their names. At the age of 7 I created the game commanly known as " Go Fish". I then wrote a book on parenting at the age of 9 called " Leave Your Kids The Heck Alone". For years on end I was the center of the litichure world. I signed countless copies of my book. Then people read it and started throwing rocks at me. One person threw a grenade. Finally when I was 15 Iinvented the greatest device known to man. The modern canien. They are just as good as a real dog exept they can jugle, and shoot lasers from their ears. I then accidently set off a nucular bomb on main street and was put in jail for 30 days. At last, I was just about to create the worlds first hover car when my roof caved in. Since then I have been keeping up my writing, look for my new books " The Bikini:Mans new best friend" and " When Nature comes acallin'". Until next time, Im going to go shoot at rocks. 'I Love Ronald Mcdonald.''