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Coffee, but everything about it is fake
if you want the real thing, then click on the word Coffee. Wikipedia this is just for fun so keep this please.

Inventor
The inventor of coffee is Sir Coffee the Third way back in the 1600's where back then everyone was just drinking Tea. Then Coffee made coffee by taking an elephant, plutonium, a UFO and kidney beans. Then when he tasted it, THE WORLD EXPLODED!!!

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