User:Giggy/lolcat RfA

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 * Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here: I acceptz lol. (I will be accepting on behalf of teh kitty). Dihydrogen Monoxide 04:56, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Questions for the candidate
From Malinaccier

1. Would you normally use purring to convince vandals to stop editing?
 * A. Rawr, no, kitty use death bite :O

2. What is your response to the accusations of eating newcomer's without warning?
 * A. Yum yum.

3. When enforcing a ban, should declawing be used?
 * A. Noes, scare evildoers with teeth of death! grrrrrrrrrr.

Mandatory Questions from J-stan
 * 4: What if you encountered a pro-canine POV pusher? What about a pro-mouse activist? J- ſtan  ContribsUser page 04:01, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * A. I take that to RfArrrrrrrrb.

Optional question from Canley
 * 5: Will you add yourself to Category:Administrators open to recall at dinnertime? -Canley (talk) 04:09, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * A. Oh noes. Wiki needs moar drama, not more recallz.

'''Oh hai. Questions from bibliomaniac15:'''


 * 6. Duz u reed ur Bibl and tok to Ceiling Cat? (see link )
 * A. Noes, I iz independants thoughtz, lol. And srsly I cant readz.
 * 7. H00 duz ur base blong 2?
 * A. A11 ur base r blongz 2 Jimboz.
 * 8. Can ai haz cheezburger?
 * A. No wai.
 * Discussion: Wai. Fut.Perf. ☼ 10:52, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Ur mum lol. Dihydrogen Monoxide 04:20, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Kwessshhun from Fut.Perf.:
 * 9:Wot you do when wee- whelwor- uhm, when not happy wif wot uvver admin doing, and uvver admin happen to bees 100-m tall an breethe fire? Kthx -- Fut.Perf. ☼ 22:28, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * A. Oh hai. I go roguez and kill allz. k thx bai.

Questionz from Eliz81-Kitteh
 * 10: O hai. Plz where is bukkit of lolrus??!! Violate WP:3RR wif stealin it over and over. Explanashun plz.
 * A u r teh suck 1111


 * 11: Pls why you no edit projectspace?? You can has close AfDs??
 * A I cloz furbalz lol

General comments
''Please keep discussion constructive and evilz.

Discussion

 * Sweet! A lolcat! Next we'll be seeing rickrolls in RFA... Master of Puppets  Call me MoP! ☺  00:41, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Too late, I already did that one – Gurch 19:22, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
 * MOAR KITTEhZ!!!!111!  bibliomaniac 1  5  22:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Plz clarify if you support/oppose/neutral/delete/lol. Dihydrogen Monoxide 04:56, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Where do these cats come from? People must spend an awful long time to make them model like that. :) Rudget . 20:07, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * commons:Category:Lolcats. <3 Dihydrogen Monoxide 04:32, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Shouldn't this be placed in the nominations section? Simply south (talk) 01:53, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Which one? &mdash; B o L 01:54, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * If this is Schrödinger's cat, I really have to change my vote to undecided ... or should that be undecidable? Kbthompson (talk) 02:11, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * If this is Schrödinger's cat, wouldent it be impossible to ever determine the outcome of this RFA and leave the cat in the state of both being an Admin and not being an admin at the same time? Chris lk02  Chris Kreider 15:46, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Nope. Cats know better. Миша 13 17:14, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Never! the_undertow talk  02:27, 9 January 2008 (UTC) LAWLl! Trevor  "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth   —Preceding comment was added at 03:46, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Like the undertow's :) Actually made me laugh. :D Rudget . 17:46, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

With all the fur flying here, I figured I better protect the page for one second to stop all the kitteh warz. I'd like to remind everyone to be civil, or face going to the purrrrbitration commikitteh. (I swear that made sense). Don't make me call in the big bad bureaucats. kthxbai! ~ Eliz 81 (C)  00:46, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Support

 * 1) ''Enthusiastic support John Carter (talk) 00:40, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Support The kitten's contributions have sometimes been messy, but she's improved over time. I notice the main problem has been with Kitty Litter, but that's now being regularly emptied. Kbthompson (talk) 00:44, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I Support this Cat as a perfect example of what an admin should be!  Dreamy   §  01:46, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Support awww....HEY! HOW DO I KNOW THAT THE CAT ISN'T RUNNING FOR YOU? (Just kidding.) &mdash; B o L 01:47, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Crap, caught in the act! :( &mdash; Dihydrogen Monoxide 01:50, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Eh, either way, I would have supported you. I think you would have made a great sysop. &mdash; B o L 01:54, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) I support, on the condition that the candidate doesn't eat their own mouse. Acalamari 02:55, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Support, because if this RfA fails to succeed, we have eight more to deal with. Darkspots (talk) 12:55, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Support Has cheezburger. EVula // talk // &#9775;  // 15:40, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Support I have no doubt this cat will be a rough great admin and delete the Main Page keep track of her litterbox. Good luck!   jj137  ♠ 03:44, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Strong support. I'm disgusted by the blatant speciesism of the opposers. Haukur (talk) 11:51, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Support. God  ( talk ) 12:11, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * — Preceding unsigned comment added by Rm w a vu (talk • contribs) Dihydrogen Monoxide 04:56, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Support. Per WP:CUTE. ~ | twsx | talkcont | ~ 12:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Support. Just don't leave me any hairballs to clean up. -Jéské ( Blah  v^_^v ) 05:06, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Good work with fighting sockpuppets. Daniel (talk) 10:19, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Support you can has mop.  BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MAH BUKKIT!1!! JavaTenor (talk) 18:54, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Support, good grip of the policies.   WEBURIEDOURSECRETSINTHEGARDEN  play it cool.  22:56, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Support, but please stop chasing my mouse?  &gt; R a d i a n t &lt;  23:53, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Support - Less is teh MOAR. Rudget . 22:03, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Meow. You just can't have my mop...or broom :P. Seraphim&hearts;   Whipp 17:11, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) Support Ooh! Pick me, pick me! Burningclean  [speak]  21:33, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 10) Uz can haz teh adminship!!!! &#151;paranomia (formerly tim.bounceback) a door? 22:39, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 11) Support just for the lulz. Wildthing61476 (talk) 21:24, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Oppose

 * 1) Oppose A high percentage of its communication with other editors consists of poor grammar and spelling. Useight&#39;s Public Sock (talk) 00:54, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * As far as I can tell there is only one sentence in which this editor's grammar and spelling contained errors. Are you honestly opposing for one sentence?  God, you're a freaking idiot.  WP:AGF please and also refrain from making personal attacks like calling someone's grammar poor. --JayHenry (talk) 07:27, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Umm, sorry to pick a nit, but you are asking someome to refrain from personal attacks one sentence after calling them an idiot. --StuffOfInterest (talk) 12:26, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Please refrain from picking nits. WP:NOT.  Also, please WP:AGF before trolling my comments. --JayHenry (talk) 19:56, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Purleze, ru suggesting other editorz has nitz? The Rambling Man (talk) 20:07, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * oh hai thar. plz B c00l & no fite. ktxh. &mdash;Миша 13 20:44, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Gee, I didn't realize my opposition would be met with so much contempt. I considered changing to support per JayHenry, but I realized this user is a likely sockpuppet of User:Cat or User:Kitty. Not to mention, his contribs to Kitty Litter and Litterbox weren't all that helpful, I had to keep cleaning it up. Change to Strong Oppose. Useight (talk) 21:42, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Note to closing bureaucrat: I believe that User:Useight is a sockpuppet of this user. --JayHenry (talk) 02:07, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Hey hey hey, assume the assumption of good faith, and assume the assumption of assuming good faith. And while you're at it, assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith, goddammit. GlassCobra 05:50, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Enough alphabet soup, okay? I'm trying to have a discussion here.  Would you please STOP WP:TROLLing me!  I have the right to challenge opposers without being challenged in return. --JayHenry (talk) 06:39, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * How dare you assume that I am a sockpuppet of Useight's Public Sock! I'm a meatpuppet! Useight (talk) 16:54, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * In that case, shouldn't your username logically (and rather disturbingly) be Useight's Public Meat? --JayHenry (t) 00:04, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Meat talk make kitteh hungryz. *eats to Usesight* Dihydrogen Monoxide 00:21, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
 * No, I think my name would have to be Useight's Public Sock's Public Meat. Useight (talk) 00:26, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Can be too WP:BITEy. Incivility at User talk:Dog. Thinks it WP:OWNs the CAT: namespace. Too immature. Simple fact that it's a cat is prima facie evidence that it think it's better than human editors of Wikipedia. --barneca (talk) 00:55, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * "Too immature." - Wait, are you referring to the cat, or to some of our current admins ;) &mdash; Dihydrogen Monoxide</b> 01:12, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * The cat, of course. All of our admins are paragons of maturity. --barneca (talk) 01:15, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Oppose Wait until house trained. Thanks, SqueakBox 01:18, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Comment From your user name, I suspect you've always sided with the mouse faction on wikipedia and frankly, that's a pretty poor reason to oppose such an oooh-ah rfa. The candidate's regular contributions to Kitty Litter have demonstrated more than enough evidence of house training and I understand from her contributions to the object orientated programming project that she's even learned to flush. Kbthompson (talk) 01:42, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Comment: The dreaded Mouse Cabal is at it again? John Carter (talk) 01:48, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Oppose - way too young. Friday (talk) 15:43, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Oppose - I caught this cat stalking User:AnonEMouse and User:RyanGerbil10, and I think that if he ever met User:Hamster Sandwich, the results wouldn't be pretty. --Elkman (Elkspeak) 23:00, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Oppose, will give me and other fellow users allergic reactions. -- Maxim (talk)  00:39, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Oppose. Kittehs wif admin privva  pribbu wif extra butttns?  Do not want! -- Vary | Talk 03:29, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Oppose. Not enough AIV reports. WaltonOne 09:33, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) [[Image:IM IN UR CHEKUSAH INVSTIGATIN UR SOX lolcat.jpg|right|thumb|200px]] Sorry, no. Careful investigation with my sekrit CU t00lz (see illustration of investigation methodology, at right) reveals that this userID is a sock of Morris the Cat, and has been known to post from 101.101.CA.7 (mixed decimal/hex notation used to confuse the mice) which is a known proxy of the anti canine POV pushers and forces trying to restore CueCat to the bar. ++Lar: t/c 12:17, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Regretful Oppose The unfortunate toilet break/shoe incident is too recent for me to support the candidate at this time. <font face="monospace" color="#004080"> FlowerpotmaN &middot;(t) 22:27, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Oppose NEEDS MOAR DRAMA GlassCobra 06:06, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) Oppose I'm fairly certain it was this cat whom I caught in my ceiling watching me masturbate the other day, and feline sexual predators have no place on Wikipedia. Joe 07:28, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * "Maybe you're in the ceiling." Useight (talk) 21:52, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh1
 * 2) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh2
 * 3) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh3
 * 4) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh4
 * 5) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh5
 * 6) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh6
 * 7) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh7
 * 8) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh8
 * 9) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh9
 * 10) MOAR MEETPUPPETT!!!11! KITTEh10
 * 11) Oppose - I view self noms as prima facie evidence of power hunger. Nousernamesleft copper, not wood 23:09, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
 * I disagree. There is nothing wrong with self-nom-nom-noms. Paragon12321 (talk) 21:22, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Neutral

 * 1) Neutral until spelling and grammar improves a bit. We can't have an admin making us look unprofessional!  нмŵוτн τ  00:51, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Neutral. Don't worry about us rodents, we're not that defenseless. Scabbers the Rat (talk) 23:09, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Neutral until someone comes up with a good joke about cats and mops, because I'm sure there must be one, but my mind is blank. --Tango (talk) 01:26, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * So a cat and a mop walk into a bar.....I'll leave the rest up to someone else. Useight&#39;s Public Sock (talk) 01:44, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * ... Cat sits down at the bar and orders two beers. The cat pours both on the floor, which the mop is pleased to drink/clean up. Cat yells at the mop for always taking advantage of the cat's drinking problem (think about it). <font color="Black">J- <font color="Red">ſtan  ContribsUser page 03:57, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Oh hai i r nootral on ur lolcat. kthxbai. GlassCobra 06:09, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Until we get some Loldogs (note I did not say "Loldo n gs"). —<b style="color:#002BB8">Animum</b> (talk) 04:25, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Delete

 * 1) Delete. I just blew your mind. <font color="Black">J- <font color="Red">ſtan  ContribsUser page 21:58, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Summary delete per WP:BLP. How do we know the cat wanted to be photographed or used in this manner? Also, is the picture licensed? If this discussion decays further, will that make the cat half alive or half dead? --Shirahadasha (talk) 23:36, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

LOL

 * 1) LOL Looooool lol loool loooooooooool loool. -Loool Meow! Lo:ol, 1 Lollollol l00l (LOL)

Banana

 * 1) purple slurple Will (talk) 04:26, 12 January 2008 (UTC)