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Ethan Cowell is an American-born chicken nugget, most noted for his role as "Ethan" in The South High School Yearbook.

Popular theorists claim Cowell was in fact conceived by the Tooth Fairy and Jesus in the late 1990s. Top neurologists from Canada recently proved this theory's credibility, on the account that the Tooth Fairy and Ethan have similar dental obsessions and Ethan has been known to walk on water.