User:Giraffes dont exist

hi i think giraffes dont exist.

they were a lie made up by the british.

see, these three british guys were walking around africa and the first one said," i just killed me a lion i did. lion with teeth and fur and goes rawr.

the second british guy said," i just killed a bear i did. bear with brown hair and claws and goes rawr."

the third guy said," i just killed a um... a twenty foot creature that looks like a tree with ears.

so the other british guys were saying," let us see it!"

and the third guy said," it fell off a cliff so i cant."

the guys said lets go walk down the cliff.

and he said" it blew up."

oh they said

ok if you think giraffes do exist, tell me, what sound do they make? do they go phhft? or bulaaaah? maybe reaarer?