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Justin Blizzard (Born George Justin Blizzard, June 17th 1982) is an American teacher living in Lakeland Florida who is currently unemployed. He spends most of his days reading at the park with his two dogs, Willie and Logan.

Rumors and Speculations

• Despite recent conjecture, Justin has no interest in Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, or Homoeroticism.

• When Mr. Blizzard was asked what he thought of Feist's performance at the 2008 Grammy's he did indeed respond, "Booooooooooooooooring."

Achievements

• Mr. Blizzard is expected to receive the Pulitzer Prize in the year 2018 for becoming America's youngest president, fastest runner, highest jumper, longest thrower, hardest puncher, inventor of a real hover-board based on the popular 20th century film "Back to the Future" and time travel.

• Shortly after winning the Pulitzer Prize he will win the "Greatest Person Ever" award.

Early Life

Little is known about Blizzard's early life. Early manuscripts recall a story of him peeing his Zebra pants in front of his entire 2nd grade class when both he and his teacher failed to get the drawstring untied. His love for dogs started early; as a child Blizzard had a dog which he lovingly named "J.R." which stood for "Justin's Rocket".

Education

Blizzard began his undergraduate studies at Southeastern College in 2000. The institution learned of his enrollment and immediately changed the school's status from the Collegiate level to University level. While in college, Blizzard became the rhythm guitarist for renowned air-band "Herem" which consisted of other SEU alums Marco Denis, Keith Krepcho & Michael Mader. The band's main goal was to set the world record for "Most Shows Played in a Single Evening." Despite popularity amongst the student body of SEU, the band failed to take off, they disbanded 2 months after their first "show." A year later, he joined a free-style walking crew using the handle "AirXpress." In his Junior year at SEU, he joined a rock and roll band named "The Wonder Years Project" which was later called "Monticello" and then quickly changed to "The Dead Dogs," which stuck. The band was dubbed by fellow SEU student Elise Ramos (see Elise RamosKrepcho) as, "The Princes of Johnson Chapel" referring to their most popular performance venue. They won the hearts of RAs and "big sisters" campus-wide with songs like "Cougar Attack" and a cover of the Pixies' "Rock Music" from their album Bossanova. The Dead Dogs disbanded in late 2003. It was approximately during this Junior/ Senior year that Justin met Williford "Willie" James Blizzard, his dog and closest companion. Blizzard graduated in 2008 with an education degree. If you need a subsitute, please contact him at 555-9384.

Fun Facts and Trivia

Justin Blizzard:

- has firey red hair

- known to have once eaten his weight in macaroni & cheese (Thanksgiving 2007)

- does not enjoy musicals but loves Disney movies.

- does not eat tomatoes

- can consume a whole bag of Hot Cheetos in one sitting.

- plays the guitar and has a lovely baritone voice.

Personal Life

Justin Blizzard is currently married to day time talk show host/reality TV star, Julia R ( real name, Julia F. Ramos ) who in 2010 had the #1 selling album Internationally for 17 months straight. The couple met in the third season of a celebrity rehabilitation reality show in 2015. After their stint in rehab, Blizzard and Ramos were married. Along with Blizzard's two dogs, Ramos and Blizzard enjoyed a highly publicized honey moon. After one night in the Cameroon Islands, Julia was involved in a freak accident involving a magic show where she was severed in half. The bottom half of her body was never found. She is now the first to ever survive such a horrendous accident and along with her talk show, now travels across the globe telling her story. Justin accompanies her on occasion, but usually opts to spend quality time at home alone with the dogs. That being said, having children has never been an option for the couple.