User:Glassmage

You have settled on the eye of the storm, here, where it should be strongest. We surf the Aether-stream, buffeted by winds of knowledge and rains of ideas. On Wikipedia, those rains can throw you for miles through the waves, yet you have settled here, where there is no information to absorb, no new ideas for you to comprehend. Welcome. Relax your mind, soothe your seething synapses. Here, you are safe from all intellectual labor. Please stay as long as you like.