User:Glavonja00/Fico potros

FICO POTROS

Some say that he is the perfect man, others say that he is a god among men, however only those select lucky few that know him understand that he is everything and anything at the same time.

Little known facts about fico: 1. Chuck Norris is his number one fan 2. He taught Bruce Lee how to fight 3. The Mr Olympia contest is named after him 4. In the Guiness Book of World Records there is a small disclaimer that states all records are held by Fico Potros and the rest mentioned are the closest normal people have come to his records 5. The moon rotates around the Earth simply because it is Fico's will 6. Ronnie Coleman cries himself to sleep at night because he can never be as big and well defined as Fico 7. Fico doesn't own a watch. He decides what time it is. 8. Fico is officially the reason that the Chinese population is out of control. 9. There was almost a world war 3 between America and Russia but Fico threatened them and they called a truce. 10. Fico can breath in space. 11. When god created the world, he said "let there be light" Fico said "say please" 12. The Boogyman checks under his bed for Fico every night before he can fall asleep. 13. When Moses parted the red sea it wasn't an act of god, Fico just farted. 14. Fico can bench press Jupiter. 15. Every time Fico flexes his left bicep somewhere in space a star implodes. 16. When you die and meet St.Peter at the gates of heaven he only asks you one question in order for you to gain entrance. "Did you ever meet Fico?" if the answer is no you are sent straight to hell as Fico is man's salvation.