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Poolhouse Guru
The name "Poolhouse Guru" comes from the Guru's claim to fame, namely crashing in the various poolhouses of famous Hollywood celebrities. He has been a muse, a mentor, and a source of deep inspiration for many an artist. Once a successful DJ and dance music producer on the rise, he became disheartened with the music industry and left it all behind, vowing to "walk the Earth". Poolhouse Guru sightings first began in rural Mexico, then in Napal, and finally India. Many of these sightings later turned out to be unconfirmed and inaccurate. Recently the Poolhouse Guru has returned from his self-imposed exile to lend his talents to the BridgeBox subscription service that benefits urban and prison ministries. His mixes can now only be obtained through this service.

The Poolhouse Guru's true identity remains a closely guarded secret, as he prefers to remain in the shadows. As he has said, "it's not about the man, it's about the music, man."