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Merf: The Kingdom of Merf
Merf stands for Medically Engineered ______ Fairies. It was created by two children in a math class, who were stumped by a certain math problem. The kingdom of Merf has expanded drastically throughout the years, and everyone wants to be one. However, there are different levels of Merf-ness.

1- Merf:
Merf is the highest level, typically compared to a titan. Currently, only two Merfs exist.

2- Burf:
Burf is the next level, typically compared to a god. To be a Burf, you have to be a very good friend of the Merfs.

3- Cerf:
Not many people are Cerfs. Nobody knows why.

4- Durf:
It takes honor to be a Durf, only the very intelligent reach this level.

4- Lerf:
The Lerf is where most people start out. If you have not done anything good, nor anything bad, this is where you will end up. Many people are Lerfs, and they can end up as high as Burfs.

5-110010010101:
The rest of the Clan goes alphabetically from E, once you get to Z, you start naming with numbers.

Triple-Negative Zeroerf:
The worst ranking (until February 2018), the size of a quark.

Narf:
The ABSOLUTE WORST THING (as of February 2018) THAT ANYONE CAN BE.

I, on behalf of the Merf community hope you have learned something.