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Sleep Deprivation Induced Attention-Deficit Disorder, also known as Space Cadet Syndrome, is a neurological disorder caused by a consistent lack of sleep. Scientists are still trying to determine the exact source of the disorder, though most modern theories attribute its development to working back-to-back-to-back-to-back shifts at Target without giving the body an ample opportunity to recover.

Symptoms include: glazed eyes, relaxed limbs, and complete obliviousness to one's surroundings. The condition is most apparent when the victim is sitting on a couch in the Yankowskis' family room, especially if the television is on. There are a wide range of temporary treatments including, but not limited to: a swift slap in the face, spraying the afflicted person with water, and hitting the person upside the head with a pillow. The only known cure is a good night's sleep, while naps have also been proven to be effective in recent studies.

Either way, Matt would like to apologize to Jeanne for completely zoning out on multiple occasions, and assures her that he will keep his symptoms in check from now on.