User:Glubimafish

Fellow fish. I would like to congradulate you on being so awesome that you've A)Found this page. B)Are cool enough to be reading it right now. and C)Want to further your awesomeness by becoming a fish or bettering your fish ike qualities. Do not worry my freiend's, Im here to help. To be a fish, you need to enjoy water. I feel like everyone knows this, but I wanted to put it there, just for those confused participants. Dont be embarrassed, thats why we're here, to learn. The next thing you will is a brightly colored skin or "scales" as us fish people like to call it. Finally, wou need to glub. Glub with all your heart. Because if you glub, you will be able to breath underwater, and then my friend you are a fish. ITS RAINING FISH! HALIBUT! ITS RAINING FISH, AMEN! I WANNA GO OUT AND GET ABSOLUTLY SOAKING WWWWWEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!! ITS RAINING FISH, YAY!