User:Gnarlycharlieisfolegitman

"Gnarly" Charlie Hoyt was born on August 4th of 1958 in Pleasantville, New York. He was a world-renowned figure-skating choreographer by the time he was 24. Now, at the age of 54, he is still as prominent in the figure-skating community as he ever was. When he was first starting out as a skater, he fell in love with Mike Bossy of the New York Rangers. This hockey player just happened to have an eye on Hoyt at this time. Even though he had many adoring fans, he still got into some trouble. He started to take massive, massive quantities of Methamphetamine. This brought along more problems than he could handle. His first living-mate, Julie was kidnapped by the Cartel. At the age of 37, "Gnarly" Charlie had become the inventor of the all-original "Mormon Disco Ball". Now, he decides that he cannot live without his beloved Julie and must go on an epic quest to save his wife. When he gets to Mexico, he is immediately escorted out for being to flamboyant and fabulous for their bland Mexican taste. He leaves Mexico full of anger and frustration, and comes back six days later with the entire New York Rangers. These wonderful hockey players beat every single Mexican Man over the age of sixteen in an all out brawl. Hoyt was now entering the compound of Cartel Leader Paco Gonzales backed by the New York Rangers, which were stealthily followed by the New Jersey Devils and now both hockey teams were in a fight against one another. Now the fabulous "Gnarly" Charlie was all alone to face hundreds of bad-ass Mexicans. Charlie being as awesome as ever, knocked one of the guards out, and took his uniform. Now, all he had to do, was get his babe!!!!! Once, he had retrieved his "Dynamite Gal" they found some beautiful white horses and rode off into the sunset. Out of no-where, a hockey puck hit Julie straight in the breast and she fell off the speeding horse. Hoyt had no idea what had happened until he turned around and saw his former homosexual soul partner, Mike Bossy. Mike had now been training for revenge against his ex true love's wife. Now, Charlie was in a huge battle with Mike. He punched Mike right in the perfect spot, that his wig fell right off. Charlie could now, tell why Mike had looked so familiar. Charlie's fabulousness could only be rivaled by one person in the entire world... Lily "The Fierce" Haig!!! Lily was Charlie's high-school girlfriend and she was on a jealous rampage of revenge. She was jealous because Charlie was her first true-love, but he broke up with her when he found his true sexuality. He is currently deeply in love with one who can not be mentioned, for privacy of the girl, and Gnarly Charlie.