User:Gnorthup/Medical attention

If you have come into contact with User:Gnorthup, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING MEDICAL INSTRUCTIONS:


 * Set up a camera and keep it rolling on you for the remainder of this procedure.
 * Rinse your eyes under HOT water for 5 minutes.
 * Open the Main page and stare a it while smacking yourself for another 5 minutes.
 * Re-enact that part of that Family Guy episode busting on the Dick Van Dike show's opening where Dick keeps getting injured..
 * While in a daze, have someone sprinkle holy water on you.
 * Give yourself elctroshock therapy with two wires and a lightbulb holder (sans a lightbulb).
 * Run around outside during a thuderstorm with:
 * A kite.
 * A large conductive rod.
 * Admit yourself to a mental hospital by streaking outside and screaming incomprehensible words.
 * Once you get out, look at Wikipedia again. If you have any attraction, repeat this process from the second bullet.
 * Stop the camera and upload the image to Youtube under the name "Wikipedia Excorsism".
 * Send an email to all of your friends with the link to the video, and request them to forward it to everyone they know.
 * Send me the same email.
 * Consider yourself cured, retard.