User:Goat Specialist

Pretentious, Hyper-shedding, Run-about season (PHRS)
Every fall, goats begin acting very strange. They become almost uncontrollable and will only respond to the voice of some people. These people are very important in ensuring the safety of both the goats, and the goat farmers during this season. Normally this period last about 8 weeks. This formula shows the relationship of goats to the PHRS: $$goat + fall=X goats::pirates + (365/4)$$

As you can see this phenomenon is strange, but true. At the time no know cures, or preventions have been found. The goat speakers are the only ones that can be of any help during PHRS.