User:Gobsmacker

I am a small L - Labor aspiring politician, living in Bentleigh, Victoria, Australia.

Basically, since leaving school 20 years ago I've really done nothing with my life.

I think I should be someone, and the best way to do that is to become a Labor Party State politician, the only porblem is I didn't run in 1999 (I never thought we'd win) - now the Parliament is full of other ne'r do wells, and I can't get in. Oh well, I will fill in my time doing wikipedia edits.