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General
Christina is the dominant, fearless, and all-powerful leader of the Burlington High School fan section. She has lead them so far in the 2008 season to a perfect 4-0 record (the fan section, not the football team). Those who know her would tell you she is a shy individual, but has a very powerful presence. When Christina walks into a room, shit man, people notice. Now Christina has put up with a lot of haters who think she is merely a doll head on a stick with a blue ribbon. But to those who love her for what she is, she means a lot more to them than a simple mannaquin. Go ahead, have a conversation with her, maybe make out a few times, over time, you will start to see her the way I do.

Origin
In the midst of a sunny Friday afternoon, a saint by the name of Sir Michael Doty VII brought about a head on a stick, and gave it meaning. The entire student body looked at it in question on this fateful day, as they were unsure of its future in their own lives. Christina emerged on that day, as the leader of this loyal fan section and the students embraced her with love of their own. Christina must have kissed at least 15 people on this day, both men and women, however, nothing is to be assummed of her sexuality.

Over the next four weeks, the fans at BC learned to love this mascot and became slightly attached to it. It has become an honor to hold the solid oak pole that is Christina and thrust it in the air with pride.

Enemies
Occasionally, sick, disgusting criminals become jealous of Chrsitinas beauty, fame, and divine presence. Some people simply can not handle that a doll is more popular than they are and will do anything to gain some attention. These, are the enemies.

Enemy #1 AKA Enema of the State AKA Head Jackass-Jordan Romano

You see my friends, Jordan is one of those sad souls that I mentioned previously. He simply could not handle the fact that he wasn't getting enough attention so he made a move. On Friday September 16th, Christina was briefly kidnapped and thrown into the wet, cold crevice between the bleachers, looking straight up at Jordan Romanos fat ass. Frightened as she was, she kept her cool, and rescue teams were soon sent in to extract her. She was a little shaken up, but still pushed forward to give the BC football team their first victory.

Jordan Chapman, AKA BTM

Affiliated with Jordan Romano, a hand in the kidnap/murder attempt. Makes good music.

Matt Hoving

Also involved with the kidnap attempt.

Wally Swenson

Known to often give and recieve BJ's with Jordan Romano. However some theories state that they are simply conjoined twins attatched at the penis.

Sam McGuire

I mean seriously sam? Yelling at a German foriegn exchange student? I thought you were better than that.

Traditions
Through the four games that BC has had with Christina, we have created many memories and started many traditions with her that should be continued over the next few seasons.

Christina's Allseeing Tailgating Eye
During tailgating, Christina is to be placed in the center umbrella hole of the designated picnic table, where she is able to watch over us and bless our bags as they fly through the sky ever so gracefully. She is not to be disturbed or knocked over so that she may concentrate and mentally prepare for the game ahead. EXCEPTION- Christina looks wonderful and pictures and even she knows it, so if she must be removed from her perch momentarily to be documented by means of a photograph, it is allowed.

Kiss it, Kiss it, Kiss it
The tradition of kissing Christina has become one of the most famous in all of the land. Heres how it works. The lucky man who is holding Christina at the moment searches for eligible bachlorettes. Once he finds one fine hunnie that seems suitable, he extends Christina forward in front of the bachlorettes face. Once Christina is in place, the crowd will begin to chant "kiss it, kiss it, kiss it" until the selected woman kisses her. Once the kiss is made, the crowd erupts in cheer. If the bachlorette refuses, the crowd will boo and humiliate this person for an extended period of time before the chants of "kiss it, kiss it, kiss it" start again. This may happen at least 3 times before the stubborn bitch is blacklisted (see facebook group: All Hail Christina).

Variations
Upside down kiss- Due to her lightweight body and great durability, Christina is able to go down ledges upside down and kiss people SPIDERMAN STYLE!

Blow it, Blow it- Flip Christina to the wooden pole end and have a good time.

-Tips for girls
Wait until the chant begins. A premature kiss will not be seen by the whole crowd and the people who could not bear witness to this glorious event will be disappointed. Once the "kiss it" chants have officially begun, go ahead and kiss it.

Choose a type and stick to it. If you want to make out with it, go ahead, if you just want a little peck, go for it. But, don't ever put that shit halfway. An extremely wet kiss is just unpleasant for the next person who has to kiss her. A makeout session is accepted because the extended cheer makes up for the wetness of it.

-Tips for guys
Do not abuse this power. Don't try to make every girl you see kiss it, you will wreck the tradition and take the fun out of it. This is an every once in a while type of thing.

Wait for the appropriate time. Never initiate a "kiss it" chant during a play or when you know it will at somepoint interfere with good citizens trying to watch the game. This is a time out, fresh/soph game, or pre-varsity game type of thing. Our main goal is to cheer on the team and how can we do that when our #1 fan's got a tounge down her throat.

Stick to girls. No inferrences are to be made about the sexuality of our number one fan, but just stick to chicks. If for whatever reason Christina must kiss a man, just put it on the forehead/hair area.

Christina, Lineman Extrordinaire
When you see a coach and/or players/fans walking through our bleachers and actually have the balls to walk in front of the student section, it is the duty of Christina's holder to put her in the way of these people and annoy them as much as possible. The crowd will have your back with "Are you lost?" chants.

Proposed Traditions
One proposed tradition is after a team victory, not likely anytime soon, Christina shall be planted in the center of the football field for all to see.

Other tradtions include pregame rituals that revolve around our #1 fan like circles, dancing, and chants.

The Sycamore Scandal
The Sycamore Scandal is one of the biggest controversies to hit this country, right after Watergate. Game 2 of the 2008 season. Mike Doty strolls into Sycamore stadium, Christina in hand, when some security guard deuschbag says "You cant bring that in here." Doty was taken aback by the undeserved power of this deuschbag. This man obviously had somethin big shoved up 6 inches up his ass and wasn't thinkin straight. I mean seriously whats the fucking harm its a doll for god sakes. However, Christinas resilient spirit (and some other outside factors) allowed the fan section to pull through with another victory. If anyone has a picture or any information about this total deuscher, please let me know.

Byron AKA The Alamo of Sports
On a cold rainy night, game three of the 2008 season, seven dedicated fans banded together and decided to take the incredible journey to a far away land. These loyal fans were, seniors Michael Doty and Ryan Woodard, juniors Luke Mulkey, Mitch Plum, Robby Bolster and Marmions own James Gable, and the sole freshman Zackery Plum. These seven men went through major struggles on their journey such as Matt McCurdy saying "I take it up the ass at MSU" and Mark Mastio saying "Torrential downpours! wahh wahh wahh". However, these fans pushed on, for they knew their team needed them (Final Score BC-9 Byron-17). Through the radioactive byron rain they drove, until they arrived where another total deuscher security guard would not let Luke bring in his wendy's cup. I mean seriously whats the fucking harm its a cup for god sakes. However, this security guard allowed our 8th fan and secret weapon into the game, Christina. And the rest is history, the eight fans pushed on through the night, alone in the rain, giving the team a nice little home advantage in such a far away land. And Mark if you're wondering, we did make it home alive.

More information
For more information on this specatcular being, please visit our facebook group titled "All Hail Christina"