User:GodBlessTheUSA

On Saturday, June 26, 2010, The two most beautiful people in the world, Justin Faber and Whitney Strong were wedded in holy matrimony.

The budget for the wedding was $14 and was held in the backyard of Mr. and Mrs. Doppelganger of Salt Lake who were out of town for the weekend and actually had no idea that their backyard was exploited for such a glorious event.

Genetic scientists are convinced that Justin Faber-Strong and Whitney Strong-Faber, (Whitney was only willing to take on Justin's surname if he hyphenated his own) will create a new race of super hot, beautiful humans who will always recycle and give all their extra money to charity and will adopt hundreds of poor African kids and buy an island and turn it into the only successful fascist society known to man.

The entire world is watching. These two are the worlds most valued individuals, inspiring more hope than 10,000 Obama's. May they live forever!