User:God and Satan

There are no longer tabloids because y'all know we are just poor people fighting for our country and The People of Planet Earth. We are just your estranged (by telecommunications hostage crisis [but my faith in her never fails]) High Queen Anamargarita I of Earth (God as defined in English, the most intelligent and wise of all people) and High King Albert II (Satan, dis-creditor of evil) of The Ancient City in northwestern California, USA.