User:Godamongmann/Matthew Kennedy

Matthew Kennedy is a well-known musician who has composed many works including Where's my Duck Soup? and Who took my French Onion?

He is most well-known for his recent cameo on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on which he was graciously made over by various homosexual men.

Early Life
Matthew was actually born as a caterpillar and overtime has defied natural science to morph into a human being.

Personal Life
When Matthew was 16, tradegy struck when he lost the love of his life, his pet parrot, Gecko. Matt described Gecko as "His inspiration and his reason for getting out of bed each morning."

After this tradegy, Matthew didnt perform for almost a year. But after a dream he had, in which he played Guitar Hero like Ken Sutcliffe himself, he decided life was too short to dwell on a lost parrot.

Ballet phase
There was a time when Matthew wanted to be a ballerina. He practiced every day and one day hoped to be in a production of Swan Lake. However, one practice session soon turned nasty when Matthew went into a spin and accidently struck his coach in the nose, breaking it in 3 places.

This event became known as the end of Matt's ballet days.

Musical Influences
Matthew has always listened to a wide variety of music. He currently plays a JEM - Steve Vai guitar. When asked what his influences are, he replied, "My influences are the essences of life, or in other words, a sweaty mongolian midget enjoying a nice bowl of chicken soup."

Mentor
Captain Feathersword has long being Matthew's mentor. Someone he has always looked up to and aspired to be like.

Near-death experience
Shortly after the death of his beloved parrot, more tradedy ensued. One night when Matthew was walking home, a wild cougar jumped out and attacked him and left him with third degree burns to his chest and upper thighs. Doctors told him he would never be able to walk again, but Matt was determined not to let this happen.

After months of hard work and recovery, Matt played his first show in almost a year infront of 10000 people outside McDonalds on George Street. He described the atmosphere as "atmospheric" and "smogy". His fans were delighted to see him make a full recovery and one fan was quoted as saying "Matt has the eyes of a fox and the biceps of a caveman."

The Village People
Something that is not all that well-known to many of Matthew's fans is that he once spent time as the lead singer for the Village People.

Discography
2001 - "Lavish Lemons"

2005 - "1902: A year of controversy for the common tree frog"