User:Godbucket

god - [gawd] noun, verb, god·ded, god·ding, interjection –noun

buck·et - [buhk-it] noun, verb, -et·ed, -et·ing. –noun

Godbucket is a primal source of the antithesis of all things, and makes about as much sense as that statement itself.

Godbucket started as a hard rock band in the late 90's around the city of Dallas, Texas, featuring the talents of local musicians Eric Scheppis (bass, bad vocals), Jeff Gilroy (drums, horrible vocals), and led by Taylor L. Smith (guitar, the worst vocals).

Godbucket was a spin-off or side project to the no-so-prominent Dallas band Ethic. Taylor headed up the new band after seeing an immediate need to break away from the serious monotony of Ethic, whos correographed "dance" moves and antics ultimately led to the timely demise of the band.

Godbucket, the band, was intended to be by far the most offensive material ever broadcast over any audible frequency on any airwaves. This was instantly achieved after the first song was written, appropriately titled "The Bucket of god", which later became known as the bands national anthem.

Godbucket recorded one album, on one night, and played one show, then promptly disbanded. Upon retrospect, former members speculate that the music was just far too offensive for this world and vowed to re-form the band in the next life.

Godbucket today is now known simply as Taylor L. Smith. A website is still maintained today to anti-publicize or demote the fame (or lack therof) of the former band and to remind those of what blasphemy lies within the Pandora's Box of GODBUCKET.

http://www.godbucket.com