User:Gogandantess

User:Gogandantess is the most Badass fellow in the wiki world.

His "Real" name is Tony Wright, who smokes, flips off random things, and quotes obscure movies, video games and shows. He also watches anime, his favorite being "Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann", better known as "Gurren Lagann". He also wishes he were more Irish than Italian, but, what can he do about it? He also wishes he had a pet walrus.

He has had 36 girlfriends in his short life. His current girlfriend is the best in the world.

The Newgrounds Age
Once, Wright had a Newgrounds account. His username was 1337n00bpwner. A direct quote from him is: "Never let your friend start your Newgrounds account". Wright mainly used his Newgrounds account to put his music on. He got decent scores, ranging from 3.53/5 to 4.22/5.

...Then, disaster struck. A disaster that would end his love of Newgrounds forevermore. Someone stole Wright's music and put it as their own. Tom Fulp, or some other admin of Newgrounds ended his account. Filled with bitter rage, Wright left Newgrounds and went to another website. This one was called Kongregate. His username for Kongregate is Stygix. No relation to the computer store.

Stygix and the Kongregate Era
Kongregate, Wright would find, was much more appealing than Newgrounds. Albeit Kongregate lacked flash videos and     , not to mention a place for music, Wright liked Kongregate just fine. He dwelled in the chat room entitled "The Hall of Odin" and made friends with Sexytechnophobe, Ribnag, and PlagueJester almost immediately.

However, he found tension to be quite thick in the Hall. His Kongregate buddy PlagueJester was seen as a "Kong Troll" or one who annoys. This, however, was in the eye of the beholder, and very untrue. Mainly because the people PlagueJester trolled were trolls themselves. Not before long, PlagueJester verbally tangled with a moderator and was permabanned (permanently banned).

Thus ended Wright's love of Kongregate. He only uses it now to play Texas Hold Em. His username for Texas Hold Em is once again, Stygix.

The Texas Hold 'Em Period
Though he was hardly a master Texas Hold 'Em player, Wright kept on playing Texas Hold 'Em. While he made friends, so too did he make enemies. At times he would win 180k, at other times, he would lose 200k. It was all a matter of luck. However, Wright's time playing Texas Hold 'Em would be cut short due to a lack of winning and a lack of an attention span.