User:Gogo Dodo/Non-notable person buzzword bingo

Would you like to play buzzword bingo for articles that kids make about themselves or their friends? Sure you would! Read the article, get your bingo marker out, and let's play bingo!

Rules
Read the article and find any of the buzzwords used in the article and mark them on the play card.

If you make bingo, delete the article.

If you make two bingos, delete and protect the article from re-creation.

Play card
Variations such as "on earth", "on the planet", etc. are acceptable.