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Edward J.R Willans is a former Monarch of the Country, Birmingham. He is well-known for his expertise in clay modelling in the adult industry. He was born in the town of Exeter, England and was conceived by the virgin Mary on what is now known as Christmas day. His name comes from Latin origin from the word ("Edvardus") which means "one with the sky". He grew up in Savid Javid, Bagdaddy with his much loved sibling Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi and Osama Bin Laden. He was o naturale in most of his subjects like Blueberry muffin taste inspector and monitor of sales for a local convenience store in the adult industry. In 1292 he won the F1 world championship with Haas along Nakita Mazagoat but was later disqualified for being too good. Some of his other minor accomplishments are winning a talent show at is old primary military academy and also beating the competition in an egg and pitchfork race in 69 BC. In 1492 AD, He won a noble peace prize for saying hello to a Southerner. As a young prodigy/chap, he used to be expelled in his classes in his primary military academy because he knew more then the teachers. He excelled in his different classes as nothing could grasp the scope of his engineering genius. On occasions, his genius generated gravity and had its own atmosphere and that it knew no bounds. He could fix a car with a hole in its bonnet or the handbrake with a log. He decided that being better than Michael Jackson wasn't enough and that he had to contact life on mars to complete his overlord's mission. He then attempted to take over the world with a potato gun and a piece of toilet paper because he thought it was a divine weapon known as "The Goat". In the near future, he would then found the app known as Kahoot and Grinder which made him millions of thousands of Vietnamese Dong. He then went on to become Pope Reltih II But he later resigned due to him not been able to remain celibate. He was then on exiled from Burmistan and had to change his name to Floda Reltih. He then founded the continent of Argentina. In his travels, he has visited many countries, such as Africa, Birmingham, Texas and Scandinavia. He now lays to rest in the Ohio Cathedral until his alarm goes off, in which he tells his Alexa to shut the hell up. Sometimes when he was young lad, his genius had its own atmosphere and would occasionally frighten the other children away because his genius knew no bounds. As he came of age, his genius began to develop into one of the 8 wonders of the world as he dreamt of a premonition of giving some Dorito's to a Russian caveman. He then came up with the square-cube law at the young age of -1 and then came up with the theory of relativity which Einstein later plagiarised into making the law as his own. He had copyrighted his great work as a goat holding a poleaxe and a plasma barrier came into the room of Albert Einstein and quote "Messed him up". In his later voyages, he encountered a wild Igor who he got arrousingly attacked by and then it pounded him... I mean pounced on him and then he clasped his miniscule, yet undeveloped scrotum and yanked it off the poor laddie. He then absolutely broke his ankles buy doing a helix, full-rodeo, 540 degree no-scope and shot him right through his forehead. He then shouted, "That's m=not gone well".