User:Golden Dunner

1. I am the one who feeds on strife, breathes torment, I consume the souls of the mods, I gaze over Wikipedia through a large bay window, infiltration and sabotage are both in my capabilities.

2. Truth is both strange and powerful, to be kept under wraps, unveiled to sway arguments. I am a firm believer that the real truth is neither encyclopedic nor of any concern what-so-ever. Science prevails. Therefore articles should be edited accordingly.

3. I am known as The DESTROYER which has been passed down through numerous generations. My user name derives from the greatest copyright ever founded, The Book of Golden Dunner.

4. I believe that I, GOLDEN DUNNER (THE DESTROYER), am The Last King of the Empire of Romulus of which I am the rightful heir. This vast land spans the Steppes to the Great Sea.

5. Do not leave anything for the taking, lock up your valued Wiki possesions as if they were your daughters. licensing, verifiable content, these are the workers of Satan, HA!, do not offend me, I am no servant of the devil although I have been accused many times by my underlings, they were justly punished.

6. Everything exists to be changed to suit the onlooker, some things have to be done. I do my utmost to please although it is enevitable that some like minded fiends will disagree to what they deem to be false.