User:Goldom/nonsense/tpf

from Talk:Rice-A-Roni
I disagree. Rice-A-Roni is clearly a tasty and valuable option. Whoever says otherwise is a satanist.

from Talk:Ambient music
My promise to you all is that I'll destroy both Google and Wikipedia in less than 5 years.

from Articles for deletion/Shabadelphia

 * Keep We live in a society today where things are constantly created and destroyed, and if something is not up to the public's socially constructed standards of quality, it is destroyed. Therefore, from a psychological point of view it seems natural that there would be an urge to destroy this article as its notability does not seem to match up with those standards. But before deleting this, please think of the children. Think of little Johnny from Laramie, Wyoming who comes from a lower middle class family and doesn't have internet access at home but is very bright and has a yearning for obscure trivia knowledge so he sneaks out to the public library just so he can access Wikipedia. If you delete this article, little Johnny and all the other children just like him will be deprived of ever knowing about Shabadelphia, and if that happens, let it be on the heads of the people who voted "Delete". I implore you, please save this article, for the children. Mr. Sensible 19:22, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
 * An excellent and well-written defense, Mr. Sensible. Thank you for making up my mind on this article. Delete (I can hear little Johnny crying now.) Tony Fox (speak) 20:47, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. If Mr Sensible's comment is an example of the group's work, I'm sure they will become notable as comedians before long. :)  However, until that day... Tevildo 21:27, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

from Requests for adminship/The Thadman
Support We live in a society today where quantity is constantly valued over quality. People look at guys like Don Juan or Fonzie or "that dude from college who slept with 57 girls last semester" as heroes. Well excuse me for not being a hero for rather having one woman who really loves me and not trying to find out how many chicks I can shag by going to drunken fraternity parties and using a bunch of cheap pickup lines.

from Articles for deletion/ZOMG

 * ZOMG MERGE!!!!!1111 - per above. --GeorgeMoney T&middot;C 18:25, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Changed to ZOMG KEEP !!!!!!!!!!1111111111 oneoneoneone elevendyone onehundredeleven 1111 2(50(432))/2(2(50(432)))(500/pi)(15/23)+25(5)-125/(15/23) - I am always using this because I forget what it means. --GeorgeMoney T&middot;C 03:34, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

from Acucullophilia and its AfD
Acucullophilia is a form of sexual attraction felt towards circumcised males.


 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.  

The result of the debate was speedy circumcised from article space, CSD A3/A1/G1. And BJAODN. Kimchi.sg 09:53, 6 July 2006 (UTC) Acucullophilia Dick def. Artw 00:24, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete per nom. Respect for best/worst pun ever. --IslaySolomon 00:27, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete per nom, who should now go and stand in the corner. Tevildo 00:32, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Clearly i have very poor self control when it comes to this kind of thing. :-S Artw 00:43, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

style="color: rgb(255, 10, 0);"> Humphreys SPEAK TO MEABOUTTHE THINGS I MESSED UP 01:43, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * I've been sitting here trying to come up with a pun to match the nom, but my head is just empty on the subject. Oh, and delete. Opabinia regalis 01:01, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete per nom, at a glans. --DaveG12345 01:25, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete as WP:BOLLOCKS Sorry I just had to join in (on the discussion, that is !!) David contribs  •  Talk  •  E  01:57, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete as complete bollocks. --Core des at talk. o.o;; 03:36, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Never mind the WP:BOLLOCKS  HERE'S THE  WP:BjAoDN  ~ trialsanderrors 04:22, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * delete. Articles like this should prick the conscience of all true Wikipedians.  BL Lacertae -  kiss the lizard  06:19, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * delete and BJAODN this AfD. Oh dear. -Goldom ‽‽‽ ⁂ 06:22, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Comment I think this discussion is heading towards WP:BJAODN itself ! David  Humphreys SPEAK TO MEABOUTTHE THINGS I MESSED UP 06:43, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * That's.. what I meant, actually. -Goldom ‽‽‽ ⁂ 06:47, 6 July 2006 (UTC)


 * Delete. This could give people bad ideas. Black-Velvet  06:46, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. All the good jokes have already gone. :( Jakew 08:30, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

What is da wikipedia? from User talk:Sean Black
what is da wikipedia shizzle?! 81.153.202.233 19:57, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
 * I ask myself the same question everyday. I find that a visit to my local Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles is able to help me clear my head; perhaps it will be similiarly life-affirming for you.--SB | T 20:15, 24 July 2006 (UTC)