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John (Not Johnathan) Christopher (Not Chris) Andrejek (Andrejek) was born January 14, 1989. John is a very funny man to be around, and can entertain for hours on end with his comedic brilliance (although if you asked him to spell either "comedic" or brilliance" he would most likely struggle). John has been involved in various grueling sports, such as slow pitch softball. He has also partaken in backyard football.

John is 5'11".

He also is a big supporter of the Coca-Cola industry, drinking nothing but diet coke at restaurants.

John also, against all odds, has his own time zone. It seems to piss people the fuck off, too. He also enjoys Pee-Wee Herman.

He likes long waddles on the beach. Also, eating, like 88% of all Americans. John is American as apple pie, and has a laugh like that of a retarded penguin.

Chances are, if I could spend a day with any single person on a desserted island, and it was a life or death situation, I would pick Will Kalamaras.

Then Azmi, my store manager.

John's #3.

John, you're the fuckin' man.

Happy birthday dude. -Goron