User:GottaLotta09

"the best teacher ever would be Gullo." this was stated on some famous news station last January 2008 when a group of students were protesting outside of school. why were they protesting? well the school shut down for a snow day. when they found out they quickly realized they had no reason to get out of bed or look themselves in the mirror. now most parents were concerned when they saw this behavior so they rushed the the near by hospital for some answers. when asked why they were so upset they would all say the same thing "i had class with Gullo today".

so we took a look into this amazing teacher and found she had mad skills. she can sing...and dance. she has every weird song ever made on cd. she can throw pencils with deadly aim. we believe she can break the laws of physics. it is also said by co workers that if she had a tight rope...she could walk it. when news of this protest broke out the miss america beauty pagent spoke out to say that Gullo had qualified to be in the pagent, but they could not let her in because it would be unfair to the other girls, saying "think of it like barry bonds on steroids in baseball, its cheating right? well Gullo is beauty on steroids...its cheating." as beautiful as she may be, rumor says that she may have been raised by wolves. the FBI decided to look more into this by comparing her DNA to wolves DNA at the local Rosamond Gifford Zoo. by doing this study they quickly discovered they had found the murderer of Jimmy Hoffa, putting all animal DNA studies on hold. On october 2nd 2008 she actually became the Hulk and split up a intense girl fight, babies actually started to cry, but then with her sick animal balloon sills she made their days.

It is rumored that Gullo is currently on a mission to eliminate all soccer moms from Russia to keep out country safe. God Bless America!