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Bessie Barlowe
Bessie Barlowe is a fictional satire character and social media personality. She was created as an 84-year-old woman. She began in February of 2022 on her Instagram profile where she shared seemingly normal photos, until the more she began to share about her life, the more strange it became. She gained 60 followers in 2 years.

Major events
Bessie announced her pregnancy to then-boyfriend Elon Musk in June 2022. Just a day later, she announced her engagement to him, and then the birth of her child Transracial Sally Jeff Cathy Agnes Dingle Colada Musk I. A few weeks after, she shared photos of her wedding with her new husband Elon Musk. The following year, after taking a social media break, she talked about her experience being cheated on and revealed she had abandoned her baby Transracial. Not even a week afterwards, she announced she was pregnant again but refused to share who the father was. It was February 2023 when she shared photos of her previous baby Transracial, expressing how she had adopted her back. One day later, on an Instagram post, Bessie announced she was dating singer Harry Styles, and revealed in that same caption that the father of the current baby she was pregnant with was Michael B Jordan, but she planned to raise it with her new boyfriend Harry. The following month, in March, she revealed she had adopted a new dog by the name of Walter Haltwell White. On March 9th 2023, she shared that Walter chased her into the woods and was presumably dangerous. Thankfully, she managed to escape and the police detained Walter. 5 months passed and she shared photos of her newborn baby, Archibaldo Beau Burnham Jermajesty Bacon Styles, who was born with a condition called Youthful Excessive Growing (YEG). It took a 4-month-long-break for her to then return and share that she had become the leader of a commune called ‘The Bessie Way’. Only 2 days later she revealed that she would be sacrificing her children to mother nature by barbecuing them to prove her devotion to her commune. She proceeded to do so, leading to the murder of her young children and her sharing her experience fleeing the police. After presumably regretting her decision, 20 days later she shared she would be undergoing a re-birthing process to clone her babies. In March of 2024, she shared seemingly normal photos of herself. It wasn’t until later that people saw her stalker and escaped convict Walter in the background. Walter then took to her hacked Instagram page to share photos of himself, a knife, Bessie sleeping, and eventually a photo of a body wrapped up in a bag. Thankfully, Bessie was unharmed and Walter was jailed once again.