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Sir Bigglesworth,The Swag Ninja Cat of The Highest Honor

Pedigree and Birth Sir Bigglesworth was born as Mr. Bigglesworth in May 2013. He was brought from the sky by blazing chariots careening from the heavens. There was a note tied around his neck that said ''The son of two of the greatest cats of all time; Grumpy Cat,known as Tartar Sauce, and the one lady cat from the Aristocats. He shall be bestowed upon the most deserving of owners, a 14 year old in Iowa who has been begging for a cat since the beginning of time. ''

Double Life as an Assasin Sir Bigglesworth spends his days lounging around the house, bathing in the sunlight. His unsuspecting owners have no idea that he is secretly a ninja. He sneaks around the house, stealing small objects. Bigglesworth has acquired a stockpile of various weapons because he moonlights as a hired assasin. His first job was when the neighbor cat wanted his fish taken out,